enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

via:shycallgirl source:usatoday


my favorite lyric from talk dirty is “but your booty don’t need explaining” because i really like to imagine a booty that NEEDS explaining. imagine jason derulo bewildered by a booty, going “someone really needs to account for this”

via:iamawinrar source:iamawinrar

via:kireitea source:vintagegal


sometimes i remember that like white people dont eat rice that often like sometimes they have meals that are just meat and vegetables and its like??? wheres the rice??? what are you doing??? your plate isnt complete??? 

via:fhelicity source:adrwmiq