Y’ALL DON’T REALLY KNOW WHO I AM, GODDAMN
I’M LIKE GREASE IN THE FRYING PAN ‘CAUSE I AM
BACON, EGGS, TOAST, BUTTER
SMOOTH SEXY LOVER, MORE FRESH THAN OTHERS
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.